November 23, 2009

concerned children's advertisers

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE HOUSE IF YOU DRANK FIVE HOURS EARLIER BECAUSE:



1)HOLY SHIT EVERYONE AT SCHOOL IS SUDDENLY SO ATTRACTIVE.

2)saw bruce and was so mindblown - LIKE SERIOUSLY AWESTRUCK - at how tall he is that i actually didn't go up and say hi. because his tallness was giving me reverse vertigo. no joke.

3)actually couldn't understand what my first lecture was about. as in, could no longer understand english. started laughing about this while curled over my desk like a fucking beer troll.

4)i felt the need to post about all of this. i also felt the need to look up that psa where the little kid goes "i am sooooo hungover" for about 45 minutes.

4 comments:

puppies said...

hhaahah nice one hannah.
where was I to be all sleep deprived and weird with you?

HM said...

i dunno. who is this?

Anonymous said...

your favorite aids vampire

HM said...

santa claus??????!!!!!!!!!!