BRO HOLE

HOW I SPENT MY FRIDAY:

me and mish try to get the internet to work at the library/go searching for wireless

only place with wireless is a 'taphouse' (white people slang for 'bar with expensive fries')

'writing article' turns into john frusciante youtube videos + fries + beer

funky bro holes/unicorn and walrus tattoos

more beer

go home to find dad using new amp

get pissed because dad is way way better than i remembered

get pissed-er because i almost thought i had gotten better than him finally/could out drink him finally

tall cans
tall cans
tall cans

hashbrowns

my cat is retarded

suddently realize i should probably get a job /life

tall cans

unemployment specialist

in between fistfighting my amp, drinking beer, trying to get a US work visa, and being the busiest unemployed person ever, i have squeezed out two more things for hearty. thanks go to mish for helping with editing/resizing.

here they be:

FREE FALLIN'

NOVELTY BLANKET REVOLUTION (ALL ABOUT FART BLANKETS!)



PS

MARRIAGE FARTS!!!!!

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

it is funny when i suddenly realize that everyone i made plans with in the past six months(aside from one person), ended up flaking out.

sitting around and thinking about this at 4:30 in the afternoon makes me all teenage and weepy, like jared leto/JTT is about to creep into frame and console me. instead i'm fixing things that don't need to be fixed and trying to stay busy and being too busy and then suddenly being hit with empty time and unresolved high school angst. always always always.